الجمعة، 27 أبريل 2012

Movie Review: Titanic 3D (2012) (PG-13)

A New Dimension for Cameron's Ship of Dreams

The recent trend of converting old films to 3D and rereleasing them theatrically has kept me in an almost constant state of recollection. The experience of seeing James Cameron's Titanic 3D has put me back into that state, and for the time being, it ranks as the most vivid, the most powerful, and the most personal of any 3D rerelease I've seen. It called to mind my days as a teenage Titanic historian (very much of the amateur division) and, to an even stronger degree, my talent for drawing, which I sadly gave up on. Most of all, it called to mind memories of seeing the film for the first time in December of 1997 and watching it win the Oscar for Best Picture and become the most financially successful movie ever made - only to be surpassed twelve years later by Avatar, again directed by James Cameron.

Fifteen years have passed, and my interest in the ship itself has dimmed. For the purposes of watching the 3D rerelease, this is actually a good thing; I was now better able to appreciate the film on narrative and emotional levels. As a fourteen-year-old, I responded mainly to its technical aspects, not the least of which was the work that went into recreating the ship. Cameron strove for excruciating detail, and it paid off. With a combination of full-sized set replicas, various scale models, and computer generated imagery, he brought the ship back to life. I still respond to all this as a twenty-eight-year-old, but now I see so much more, namely how the film is a beautiful and engrossing romantic melodrama. Each character fits so neatly into an archetype that they all seem to belong within the pages of a beloved storybook.

This is one of the few films I've seen in which so many individual shots resonate with power. A few are sweeping and majestic, as when the camera pulls back from Leonardo DiCaprio standing on the railing at the prow of the ship; it rises up, zooming above the bridge and the sun deck, cuts through a plume of smoke billowing from one of the funnels, and continues until it passes the stern, at which point we watch it momentarily sailing off onto the horizon. Most are haunting, as when the ship has already sank and Kate Winslet surfaces for air; the camera pulls back from her, gradually revealing a sea of hapless passengers screaming and fighting to stay afloat in the frigid waters of the North Atlantic.

The list goes on. There's the moment when the camera quickly zooms backwards down a hallway as water rushes in, casing doors to fly off their hinges. There's the first shot of the massive rudder and propellers emerging from the water as the ship sinks bow-first. There's the scene where torrents of water finally break through the glass dome over the Grand Staircase. There's the shot of a steerage passenger comforting her children with a religious fable as they lie in bed, for she knows that they never had a chance at making it off the sinking ship alive. There are the ship's final death throes, beginning when it dramatically breaks in two and ending with the stern briefly floating on the water vertically, the passengers falling and bumping against railings. And then there's the scene in which a lifeboat rows through a sea of frozen bodies. We immediately take notice of a mother clutching her infant to her chest.

That the film is a triumph of sheer spectacle, there can be no question. I knew that back in 1997. What I gradually picked up on over years of home viewings, and what I finally realized upon seeing it once again on the big screen, is just how good this movie is at being a love story. Titanic is high romance in the best possible sense - a tale of star-crossed lovers and secrets that stay buried in time, only to be uncovered by outside forces. I've been critical of Cameron's screenwriting skills, specifically in regards to dialogue, for which he has a tin ear; in the case of Titanic, part of the charm is that the dialogue is as overtly theatrical as the plot. You listen to the characters talk and know you're being immersed in a style that's intended to be heightened and old-fashioned.

Apart from the fact that we've now reached the centennial of the ship's sinking, the main selling point of this rerelease is, of course, the 3D. The process has its moments of effectiveness; the best-looking scenes are the ones with rows of people standing at various distances from the camera. But in general, the new 3D effects don't generate a significant sense of depth, and the brightness is noticeably reduced. The most disappointing scenes, in terms of dimension, are the sinking and the present-day expedition of the wreck. I understand Cameron's enthusiasm for 3D, which he has been vocal about, although I wonder if he realizes that he already had a masterpiece and that the conversion was unnecessary. I didn't need an extra dimension to appreciate Titanic 3D. The story, the characters, and the technical authenticity are more than enough.

Although Chris never officially studied film, film theory, or even journalism in college, his Bachelors and Masters degrees in Creative Writing has taught him to appreciate story, character, and the imagination - all aspects that apply to the movies, and if there's anything his years of living in Los Angeles has guaranteed him, exposure to movies would be at the top of the list. He has always appreciated the art of filmmaking, but it wasn't until 2006 that he began writing reviews on various websites for new releases. Still residing in L.A., his reviews can be read at his website, http://www.atatheaternearyou.net.

الخميس، 26 أبريل 2012

Getting to Know Katniss Everdeen

By Jennifer McKinley

I won't bore you with what you already know about Katniss Everdeen, of course she is the protagonist, the main character and the narrator of this story but there is so much more to her character than this. Her olive skin, grey eyes and long braided hair have been portrayed so well by the Katniss Everdeen actress in the film that we see the images everywhere! There is no doubt that Suzanne Collins has written a very unique and complex female character who is going to be dissected for years to come. It was Katniss' father who took her to the woods and taught her how to hunt which essentially saves her life when she volunteers to take the place of her younger sister Prim in the hunger games.

Katniss Everdeen's father died when she was 11 years old. This event is a major contributing factor to her character and the intense will to survive she has within her. She watched her mother slip into an inconsolable depression and therefore it became her job to manage the household and feed the family. This moment in her life also coincides with her first real memory of her fellow tribute Peeta. In the beginning of her hunting years she struggled greatly and one night found herself in the rain searching through a dumpster that just happened to be outside Peeta's family bakery. Although his mother yelled for her to leave Peeta snuck a loaf of bread out to her and literally saved her and her family's lives.

Her life continued to evolve around hunting and survival and during her weekly hunts to the forbidden forest she met Gale. He quickly began her best and only real friend. The two of them have a great deal in common in terms of they both are there supporting their families. Although Gale was a few years older than Katniss the two of them had much in common. He too will be a part of the entire Hunger Games trilogy. Each character that interacts with Katniss does so for a reason, to highlight or bring to the surface characteristics of her that has not yet been seen. For example, the purpose of Gale is to show she does have a loving and fun side and is not always tough and serious. A love interest does transpire here and leaves readers wondering between Gale and Peeta.

While at the hunger games Katniss learns how to survive on a deeper level, by giving the audience what they want, her love for Peeta. Although this love is definitely fictitious in the beginning it doesn't take long to see that through her tough exterior she feels something for Peeta. I don't want to spoil too much of the Hunger Games trilogy for those of you out there who haven't completed it but Katniss Everdeen become the Mockingjay Panem has been waiting for and her defiance of the Capital in the Hunger Games is all the rest of the districts need to see in order to set their plans in motion; plans to overthrow the Capital and use Katniss as the center piece in their game.

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Using News Video Clips In Your Video Productions Increases Credibility

By Dale Z Kenton

News clips prior to the 20th century were referred to as "reels" but can still be reliable, trustworthy additions to most modern day news video clips. Recorded events, especially those that have historical significance, are instantly recognized by the viewer and can add tons of credibility, style and structure to an otherwise drab narrative.

News footage clips can be easily "dropped" or added into larger videos to produce custom-finished pieces. Three types of video clips can be used to enhance any topic. In combination, these clips can convey a story and complete the news footage, giving it the credibility the narrative needs to keep the viewer watching.
Current Video Clips

Video clips using current news can be joined by on-the-scene or recorded narration that relays an event whether it is a few hours old or a day old. Quickly paired, the presentation can be added to a current national or world news show that relies on hard news. This type of presentation is affordable to produce and credible since the viewer will trust what is seen with his own eyes more than just a simple news narrative.

Archival or Historical Clips

When choosing archival video clips, they are based on past events and are of significant or historical value to the viewer. The audience will understand and relate to the progression of the news clip if the old news is tied to current news involving similar subjects or events, such as a courtroom trial or a recognizable public figure. For example, when famous people die, a video narrative usually recaps the person's life with archival news clips. Viewers remember the person and the video becomes a trusted source of information about that person. Credible statistics, videos and other records can be attained through highly credible government websites such archives.gov.

Concept News Clips

Concept news clips also add credibility to video productions when based on actual events. These are based on certain concepts rather than focusing on actual people. Concept news footage clips taken of the groups of people associated with the subject work best. For example, if the subject of the video is the problem of obesity or smokers, clips of groups depicting the subject works best. Concept clips will generally move back and forth between a video and the narrator. Other types of concept clips include sports clips, nature or weather scenes and disasters.

An atmosphere is created by news video clips, lending a confidence and authority to many projects. There is a vast supply of archival footage available on the Internet for videographers and news reporters to use. The wide variety of topics and historical events available can help you produce a modern, clean video that is ready for viewing.

Dale Kenton needed something to take his production to the next level and he found great news video clips to use. NBCUniversal Archives has the news footage, clips and videos you need for all you presentations.

الأربعاء، 25 أبريل 2012

What to Look for in Film Reviews

By David M Lands

There are hundreds of thousands of websites and blogs dedicated to film reviews. There is a romanticism to the idea that anyone can create their own blog and write to their hearts content. While there is a certain beauty in democratization, one should tread lightly. Bloggers who write movie reviews may write too much plot overview or fail to properly explain their position on a certain film. Finding quality film criticism can be difficult on the internet today and this article will argue that some of the best film reviews are few and far in between, but will also provide a few pointers on what to look for in a good review.

When reading film reviews, there are few things to look for. First, how does the reviewer describe the plot? Is the entire review revolving around the plot? Are there specific scenes described down to every detail? Amateur reviewers have difficulty distinguishing a film review from plot summary. If the plot is discussed longer than one paragraph, then the review is of low quality. Many bloggers will have little discerning of what is a spoiler and what is not. A good critic will report what they see and actively attempt to understand what is going on or try to interpret the film. This goes for popular fare or art films.

Readers who are looking for film reviews are not specifically looking to see if a movie is worth seeing. Often times they may be looking for an interpretation of the film. Perhaps they did not get the movie entirely. A good critic will read between the lines of a film and accurately convey the meaning of a film to the audience. This requires the critic to be up-to-date on culture and politics, and have a firm understanding of film history and issues. Knowing the age of a critic is good indicator of how wise they may be. If a critic is far too young, their life experiences and their lack of knowledge can prevent them seeing the emotional and literary depth of a work of art. Does the film represent a trend in culture? Is it a political film? How is a film an allusion to another text? A good critic will see these links and interpret a film based on this information.

The variety of films reviewed by a critic is also important. If a critic or blogger is only writing about one specific genre or films with a certain target, it shows that the individual is unwilling to branch out of a specific type of film. However, there are websites and blogs dedicated to specific type of film. These niche websites are just fine, but it is important to understand that variety is important. Look for film critics who review movies from a variety of genres, from different countries, and about different themes. It shows that they are well informed about the trends of contemporary films and are willing to learn and explore the cultural landscape.

The diction within film reviews is also an indicator of a good critic. I have seen so many reviews where the critic at hand will use words like "interesting", "cool", or "awesome". These words do not deliver the weight necessary to give accurate information about a film to the reader. If a film is indeed interesting, then the critic should explain what factors do so and how the factors support the art.

Readers of film criticism should also branch out. Do not rely one critic. Instead, find several critics that you both agree and disagree with. This provides the ultimate view of a film because you have surrounded yourself with opinions from many. The internet provides readers with a plethora of avenues to explore when it comes reading film reviews, but a readers should be knowledgeable and aware of what makes a great critic.

How Do 3D Glasses Work?

By Sarah Simmons

3D glasses make the movie or television show you're watching look like a 3D scene that's happening right in front of you. With objects flying off the screen and careening in your direction, and creepy characters reaching out to grab you, wearing 3D glasses makes you feel like you're a part of the action - not just someone sitting there watching a movie. Considering they have such high entertainment value, you'll be surprised at how amazingly simple 3D glasses are. Read on to learn how 3D glasses work.

In order to see things in 3D each eye must see a slightly different picture. This is done in the real world by your eyes being spaced apart so each eye has its own slightly different view. The brain then puts the two pictures together to form one 3D image that has depth to it.

The technology behind 3D, or stereoscopic, movies is actually pretty simple. They simply recreate the way humans see normally. Since your eyes are about two inches apart, they see the same picture from slightly different angles. Your brain then correlates these two images in order to gauge distance. This is called binocular vision - ViewMasters™ and binoculars mimic this process by presenting each eye with a slightly different image.

The binocular vision system relies on the fact that our two eyes are spaced about 2 inches (5 centimeters) apart. Therefore, each eye sees the world from a slightly different perspective, and the binocular vision system in your brain uses the difference to calculate distance. Your brain has the ability to correlate the images it sees in its two eyes even though they are slightly different.

The 3D glasses you are probably most familiar with are the paper glasses with red and blue lenses or anaglyph 3D glasses. An anaglyph is a still picture in which the right component of a composite image usually red in color is superposed on the left component in a contrasting color to produce a three-dimensional effect when viewed through correspondingly colored filters in the form of spectacles.

A 3D film features the same scene projected simultaneously from two different angles in two different colors, red and cyan (or blue or green). Here's where those cool glasses come in -- the colored filters separate the two different images so each image only enters one eye. Your brain puts the two pictures back together and now you're dodging a flying meteor!

The red/green or red/blue system was used in many older 3D movies, but is now mainly used for television 3D effects. At theme parks and other 3D venues, the preferred method is now polarized 3D glasses because they allow color viewing. Two synchronized projectors project two respective views onto the screen, each with a different polarization. The glasses allow only one of the images into each eye because they contain lenses with different polarization.

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الثلاثاء، 24 أبريل 2012

Barun Sobti, Most Popular Indian Television Actor

By Priya Choudhary

Barun Sobti was born on 21 August 1984 in Delhi. Barun Sobti is quite popular in the Indian Television industry because of his powerful roles in various daily soaps. Barun Started his career with the a STAR Plus show 'Shrddha' as 'Swayam Khurana', also played 'Shravan Jaiswal' in 'Baat Hamari Pakki Hai' and is currently gaining fame with the role of 'Arnav Singh Raizada' in 'Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon'. Barun Sobti has got chance to work with leading girls in the industry and worked with Neha Janpandit, Ankita Sharma and now with Sanaya Irani. Barun is a cool person and is exactly opposit to his character in his current show Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon.

Being born in a Panjabi family, Barun Sobti speaks good panjabi along with Hindi and English. Barun got married to his childhood friend Pashmeen Manchanda on 12 December 2010 quite simply in a Gurudwara. Pushmeen is not a part of entertainment industry and works with a multinational company. Barun Sobti has proved his talent as he has played various different and difficult roles in almost all the serials he has done. Barun's role in Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon is quite different and challanging than his roles in Baat Hamari Pakki Hai and Shraddha.

Barun Sobti is currently gaining popularity for his current show Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon as Arnav Singh Raizada. Barun's character as Arnav Singh Raizada is of a young self made business man who is a tough person and does not cares about anybody's feelings and relationships. Barun Played superb role in this serial as when asked to him he said it was initially tough acting as someone who is not you. He said he cannot be quite for so long but he has to for this show. However Barun still manages to perform superb and has won many hearts by his role.

Barun Sobti won various awards in the year 2011 and 2012 as well. Barun won the Favorite On Screen Jodi with Sanaya Irani, Favorite Fresh Funny Jodi with Sanaya Irani and Favorite Actor in a Lead Role (Male) at Galaxy TV Awards in the year 2011. He has won a series of awards most of them for IPKKND including Public Award Best TV Actor in a Lead Role(male) at The Global Indian Film and Television Honours in 2012, Superhit Star male TV Fiction at Big Star Young Entertainer Awards and Favourite Naya Sadasya (male), Favorite Jodi with Sanaya Irani, Favourite International Jodi with Sanaya Irani at Star Parivaar Awards in 2012.

Before coming into acting Barun was working for a MNC and his passion for acting dragged him into this profession. Barun also had an interview on BBC with noreen khan and discussed about his life and the current show Iss Pyar Ko Kya Naam Doon. Barun Sobti has gained great popularity in a short span of time with few Tv Serials and we hope his career as an actor goes miles of success and hope he keeps spreading his charm like this only.

Author is fond of writing articles about leisure and entertainment industry. She loves keeping readers updated with the glimpse of entertainment industry. For more information about Barun Sobti refer http://www.filmyfolks.com

Guilty Pleasures: Competitive Reality Shows

Remember the short-lived series called "Bridalplasty?" A large group of women competed for a bizarre prize: elective cosmetic surgery, along with a fairy-tale wedding. When I heard of the bride who planned on 15 surgeries, I knew this was not your ordinary show. If she wins, does she want these procedures all at the same time? Have any of these women (or rather, immature girls) researched the amount of pain in recovery? Of course, this doesn't differ much from Botox parties going on now. Ow. Not really interested, but there probably won't be too many Tupperware party invitations coming up. And there are the ladies' naughty parties, with various sex toys for experimentation and sale.

The first competitive reality show I encountered was "Survivor." Later, "Big Brother," "American Idol," "The Great Race," "Hell's Kitchen," "Master Chef," "Dancing With the Stars," "So You Think You Can Dance," "Project Runway," "America's Top Model," "She's Got The Look," "America's Got Talent," and "The Apprentice." These are in no particular order, and of course there are many more. (Don't fret because I forgot your favorite.)

At first I didn't understand. I hadn't yet watched "American Idol," but I thought, why isn't this just an entertainment show? What, there are judges? And people call in to vote and whittle down the number of singers in the competition? Even "Survivor" didn't rely on an audience vote. They went for a more cutthroat approach -- the loser was voted out by fellow contestants. And look at "Hell's Kitchen." I love it. The worse Gordon Ramsay treats the cooks, the better the audience likes it.

The participation of Joan Rivers a few years ago got me interested in "The Celebrity Apprentice." And she won. I found I liked the countdown, even though I had missed several seasons because I didn't want to watch Donald Trump. Turns out he's not a big part of the show. Just the beginning and the end. Does he have to have that scowl on his face to show us he's a tough guy? His son has that affectation too. Similarly to "Dancing With The Stars," the expression "celebrity" should be taken very lightly. You'll go through a few weeks of "who's that again?"

Don't you love the way participants just become best friends, especially in American Idol when they all live together in a dorm? They're all kissy-kissy when the loser has to leave, even though it improves their chances, and we know it.

TV goes in stages. Reality shows, lawyer shows, doctor shows, whodunits -- all the way back to westerns decades ago. So we might have to say goodbye to reality shows in a few years. All that's left will be the Kardashians.

Who says you have to be an expert in movies? Do you think you're watching the most popular TV shows? Is your favorite book the perfect one for the book club?

Who cares? We'll talk here about what's new or even vintage. Why not revisit a favorite movie? Or maybe you'll want to buy the DVD to enjoy over and over.

And it's fun to find rankings for movies, TV and books. Do you agree with number 1 or even number 50?

Is TV a vast wasteland, as it was called in the '50s? Maybe there are some winners out there. We'll also talk about the shows that were green-lighted. Are they worth your time?

What's the most talked-about book these days? Are you the first on your block to read it? Isn't that the best of cocktail party conversations? Or, if you're like me, you'll read a vintage favorite over and over.

الاثنين، 23 أبريل 2012

Is Kevin Feige Wrong To Delay The Incredible Hulk 2?

It's been a thunderous week for Marvel fans, as early screenings of The Avengers have gone down fantastically well with critics and fans alike! While official reviews are embargoed for the next couple of days, much praise has been given to the way the film has brought new life into the Incredible Hulk, which is why some fans are disheartened by Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige for announcing there are no plans for a Hulk sequel...

Marvel's mindset is clearly 'if it's not broken, don't try and fix it'. The Jade Giant has had two films in the last ten years, which haven't gone down well at the box-office, 2008′s Incredible Hulk is the lowest ranked film from Marvel Studios, earning an unimpressive $263,427,551 worldwide. While The Avengers will undoubtedly open doors for new characters into the cinematic universe, ruling the Hulk out so soon is a tad drastic considering the story potential left for the character. In the two films we've seen the Green Goliath, all he's done is run from the military, and face some sort of rogue science experiment in both film's endings. There's so much more to the character than crushing tanks and running as a fugitive.

When The Avengers pre-production geared forward, it was obvious Joss Whedon had decided to make Bruce Banner more comfortable with himself, as opposed to the tortured character we are so used to seeing. This appears to have gone down well with audiences, as most early reactions from the film point towards how well the Hulk was handled. Baring there's not a sudden rush of scathing reviews next week, surely now is the perfect time to create the fun Hulk sequel we all wish to see. Granted there's a television show supposedly in production, but there are still plot threads left open from 2008′s Incredible Hulk to be addressed.

Tim Blake Nelson impressed as Dr. Samuel Sterns in 2008, and we still haven't seen how his transformation to supervillain The Leader occurs. While there is supposedly an Avengers comic book addressing the Leaders whereabouts, I feel a Hulk vs. Leader showdown would be an epic contrast to 2008′s underwhelming brawl with the Abomination.

I can't help but feel Marvel will go back on their word and give the Hulk a sequel some time in the near future. Feige has hinted Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy films are on their way as well as guaranteed Iron Man, Captain America and Thor sequels. Marvel are preparing a cinematic onslaught and I doubt they're going to leave out one of their most beloved characters.

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Tyler Perry: Filmmkaing Against the Odds

Tyler Perry has been in a love hate relationship with Hollywood for years. Fans of Tyler Perry's Medea will tell you that Tyler Perry is a veteran of stage and screen for years and only now is Hollywood starting to recognize him and stand behind his movie making endeavors. Fan will also tell you that his reputation in the community is also one of Love and Hate (hate as in "hater" hate) Tyler Perry's character Medea is known for being the ghetto grandmother that is all too familiar in the African American community. Medea represents a side of the African American culture that few are ready to embrace. Although it is more than just a little funny to see this pistol packing Mama lay down the law and tell it like it TI'is, she has bruised some egos along the way. African Americans struggle with the portrayal and dehumanizing of its culture causing a barrage of negative reflections and Medea's story does not protect that image. Medea as a character however real or however exaggerated can be taken as sheer comedy or as a bashing of our motherhood image. This has caused Tyler Perry to come under fire within the community and no matter how much he tries the image of Medea or her market worthiness will not die. We will always remember Tyler Perry for making us laugh at what we see of ourselves and others through Medea's story.

As a film maker taking the leap from funny to serious is not easy task. The past few years in his film career, Tyler Perry has been working hard to bring about the true issues that face African Americans as a culture onto the big screen. His most acclaimed and recent series of Why did I get Married? addressed the marital stresses of today's culture all with an African American cast. The first movie was excellently done and had a notable cast like Janet Jackson and Jill Scott. These two gave the movie the Hollywood creditability and market push to be successful at the box office besides being well written the movie gave viewers the change to relate and experience a wide range of emotions. The follow up Why Did I get Married too? did not do as well but was still credible. Diary of a Mad Black Woman was also a stage to screen hit for Tyler Perry but none was as memorable and impact full as his writing the screenplay and direction the adaptation of Ntozake Shange's play "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf." The original play which featured only 7 women known by colors the movie has given each of the 20 characters names. The movie deals with intense issues that particularly impact women in a thought-provoking commentary on what it means to be a female of color in the world. Again because of the cast the movie soared to the charts and was totaled over 37 Million at the box office. Kimberly Elise who played Crystal aka Brown, Janet Jackson appears in her 3rd Tyler Perry film as Jo aka Red and to complete the color list came Loretta Devine, Thandie Newton, Anika Noni Rose, Kerry Washington, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad and Whoopi Goldberg as Alice aka White. A special appearance by Macy Gray gave the movie a gritty feel. The men cast also made the colors come alive on screen. Michael Ealy, Omari Hardwick, Richard Lawson, Khalil Kain and Hill Harper made sure the audience was mostly female. This was a big push for Terry but it did not come without a price. Tyler's portrayal of the men in the movie was strongly criticized by movie goers, especially male movie goers. The negative consensus was that it made black men look unsavory.

His latest movie Good Deeds, goes a little bit over to the other side of African American culture. Showing the "good life" vs. the "lesser life" was a challenging topic to bring forth on film. It was a vast mix of rationales and seemingly difficult situations all with the goal of building a bridge between two worlds. Casting himself as the lead again is drawing some flak from movie goers but the sense of revelations and reality checks are all to poignant in this film. Maybe one of her less convincing roles the great acting talent Thandie Newton joins Tyler Perry again to portray the strong defiant and poor maid. While Tyler plays the Ivy League grad who sees her struggle and wants to help simple because it feels good and he can. The life changes for both are well written and he is surrounded by talent again Phylicia Rashad and Gabrielle Union to name a few. It is a hard sell but it is another box office hit already at 32 million.

Making the transition from stage to TV to movies was just the Tyler Perry way. Many of his original works started on the stage and his comedic television work Meet the Browns and House of Payne all started from character from his stage shows. Tyler Perry is definitely a success story but his story is a good one that pay its dues. Tyler has mastered the art of making African Americana's people of all nationalities take a good look at themselves while laughing and while crying all making the story of life have some kind of a moral and sensible positive appeal at the end. His character take the spotlight as he often does, playing opposite them. Some would say it is just his way of boosting his ego and career and others would say that it lends a ere of support to his cast, knowing that he is in the acting trenches with them. Well if his goal is to boost his career he has come along way and now has a solid career as an actor, director and producer. If his goal was to bring more about the African American lifestyle then he has come along way with that also. Since his movies give an inside look into the daily struggle of today's lives in the African American community. With Tyler Perry's movies it's save to laugh at yourself, to cry and to cheer about things that matter to you. As a professional it is clear that he pours his heart into his work. I am sure there is more to see from Tyler Perry as he has already left a memorable legacy. Be sure to look for his upcoming Medea's Whiteness Protection(comedy) and the Marriage Counselor (drama) that are next to hit the big screen.

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الأحد، 22 أبريل 2012

Movie Review - Defending Your Life

In the full-length feature film Defending Your Life, writer-actor-director Albert Brooks plays advertising executive Daniel Miller, who is killed at the onset of the film when his just- driven- off-the-lot BMW collides with a city bus. Daniel "awakens" in Judgment City, a beautifully picturesque mini-metropolis where the residents are housed in upscale hotels while they enjoy perfect weather and all you can eat for free accommodations daily, without gaining a pound. What is also evident upon Daniel's meeting Julia is that the grandiosity of accommodations varies depending upon the character one displayed while alive.

We soon discover the purpose of Judgment City: this is a sort of pleasant purgatory where the residents are evaluated in terms of the content of their lives, in part to determine the ultimate destination or fate of each resident. It is explained to us (and Daniel) by his equivalent of a defense attorney, Bob Diamond (Rip Torn), that one is judged and then either allowed to proceed to that "better place" if deemed worthy, or sent back to Earth in some other form of life to try again and again, until one "gets it right."

During his stay in Judgment City, our leading man meets Julia (Meryl Streep) and is instantly drawn to her. A wonderfully beautiful woman with all the attributes that any reasonable man would find desirable, she is likewise drawn to Daniel. Our leading lady is there for the same purpose as Daniel, and yet, her experience at Judgment City seems to be one of wonder and anticipatory joy, while Daniel appears much more serious (as he is portrayed in life, depicted by the clips of his life being played out before him and the others involved in the "trial that isn't a trial") and uncertain. What the main character of the film discovers is that he is more in love with Julia than he has ever been with anyone in life. Daniel's concern that he and Julia will not end up in the same place is intensified as the "prosecutor" continues to portray Daniel as someone who never really lived; who was always uncertain and fearful, and therefore not suitable to proceed on to that "better place." Daniel is visibly dismayed by this prospect, as it becomes increasingly clear that Julia will "move on" without him. As Daniel watches Julia's trial, the "court" fawns and generally approves of the images of Julia in life. One scene in particular points to Julia's strength of character when she reenters the burning family house to save their beloved cat, only after escorting her children to safety first. In contrast, Daniel is viewed as a wimp (initially during a playground altercation while he is in elementary school, later as a hesitant investor who misses a huge opportunity due to his apprehension), and dishonest in the scene in which Daniel takes the blame for another student losing school supplies. Ultimately, he is punished by the school, and under cross-examination by his father, crumbles in telling the truth of what had actually happened. In later scenes, Daniel is consistently painted as fearful. Although he and his wife rehearse the next day's salary negotiation in which Daniel is to be firmly assertive, in the actual interview the hiring manager makes an initial offer that Daniel quickly and submissively accepts (far below what he had wanted). The successive clips that the court reviews are in a similar vein; in every situation that he has a chance to shine, our hero is too fearful of consequences to take any positive action. In every instance, our heroine is portrayed in a much more flattering light. The negativity and pervasiveness of fear, guilt, and self-doubt very much on display in contemporary American culture serve as an albatross around our necks, affecting the outcomes of virtually any circumstance of scenario that we face in life. The authors of the text, Life Lessons, point out that "Fear is a shadow that blocks everything: our love, our true feelings, our happiness, our very being" (Kubler-Ross and Kessler, 2000).

The theme of the movie, in perfect synchronicity with the assigned reading material of this class, seems to be relatively clear in my humble opinion. We are all so busy trying to leave our mark on this (at times overwhelming) rat race that we often don't take the time to truly live. If one were to analyze the message of this film or either of the textbooks that are required reading for this class on a deeper, more profound level, the suggestion appears to be that if we all lived life as if each day could be our last, that fulfillment would be a given, or at least more easily attainable. It is awfully easy to become so wrapped up in our daily pursuits, trials and tribulations that we find ourselves aging with the regret of never having done those things that we had most wanted to do.

Daniel never learns to live while living. It is only after death and his experience at Judgment City that he realizes that his life was one so analytical and calculated, so fearful of consequences, that he never attained any real measure of happiness. He apparently had all the material successes that any rational person could really want or need, and yet he was obviously not fulfilled to any degree of significance. Julia on the other hand, as is evident in her sunshine and lollypops demeanor throughout the film, was not nearly as serious or as calculated as our leading man during her time on Earth. She is, in fact, someone who knew instinctively that one has to play and relax from time to time, so as not to take life too seriously. Her persona comes across as much more genuine than that of Daniel. Somewhere around the middle of the movie, it becomes clear that Daniel is lamenting the realization that he seemingly never faced his various fears. We know from reading the text, Life Lessons by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross and David Kessler, that fear and/or guilt can paralyze us in more ways than one if we allow it to happen. According to the authors, "When we face the worst that can happen in any situation, we grow. When circumstances are at their worst, we can find our best. When we find the true meaning of these lessons, we also find happy, meaningful lives" (Kubler-Ross, and Kessler, 2000).

Another striking difference between Daniel and Julia is that he is seemingly haunted by the regret that going through life in "white-knuckle" fashion may foster when looking objectively back at the life he lived. Julia, although conceding that she misses her children, doesn't seem to carry that baggage with her. In the end, she seems to have lived a much more fulfilling life (apparently the folks at Judgment City agreed), in general, than our fearfully contemplative hero.

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Dragons - Fact or Fiction?

Fans of the "Lord of the Rings" movies are eagerly awaiting the release of "The Hobbit", the prequel to the LOTR books. I read the book as a child and was scared silly by the dragon Smaug. It was my first exposure to dragon lore, and I was confused as to whether dragons actually existed or not. I still am.

For a creature that is not supposed to have ever existed, it sure exists in the folklore of many cultures. I've always believed that if three or more people tell you the same story, there must be some truth to it. So I think I believe in dragons.

There seems to be two distinct species of dragons in art and literature. The European dragon, the kind Smaug is, has usually two sets of legs, huge wings and breathes fire. It is usually seen as evil and sharp-eyed. The Greek word "drakein" means to see clearly, like Smaug seeing that a tiny bit of the treasure in the Lonely Mountain was missing.

The Asian, or Chinese dragon is more snake or serpent like. Instead of breathing fire, these dragons were thought to possess magical powers and some could speak. They were said to be very wise and hold power over nature. Chinese dragons sound much nicer than their European brethren.

So what made the Ancients think that such creatures existed? The obvious ancestor to the dragon would be the Dinosaur. But they were not discovered until the 19th century, so they did not know about them. Perhaps the large Nile Crocodile inspired them. Fishermen at sea may have seen a battle between two large sea creatures and thought them to be dragons. The Komodo Dragon at 20 feet long and weighing up to 5 tons certainly looks like a dragon.

Some psychologists believe the belief in dragons comes from a common fear in all primates of snakes, big birds and large felines. That combination in a nightmare could easily form a dragon.

So, the explanation for the ancient belief in dragons is probably very simple. As Mankind began to dig into the earth to plant crops, to look for gold and gems, they began to come upon the fossils of prehistoric creatures. Not knowing what creature belonged in these bones, legends began to grow about them. The bones probably reinforced the nightmares. The bones and fossils were found worldwide, hence the widespread belief in dragons.

No matter how mundane their roots may be, I will still wait in line to watch Smaug battle the dwarfs. That guy can be a real nightmare.

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السبت، 21 أبريل 2012

Episode Recap: The Legend of Korra: Welcome to Republic City

The Legend of Korra Recap: Welcome to Republic City

Darn commercial. It had to air right before this show began, so I get to see Aang one last time, looking ever so awesomely twelve and cute, as he saves the world again before he vanishes into the vacuum of time that waits for us all. Bye, Aang. You are a statue now. Sniffle. See you in the cartoons they show on the other side, little buddy.

But enough of the mourning. Tenzen has important things to say.

Earth! (Smash! Boom! Crash!)

Fire! (Whoosh! Sizzle! SSSSSSINGE!)

Air! (Hey, it's Aang! He's immortal and part of the opening credits now!)

Water (Hi, Korra! Splash! Welcome to the world!)

When Tenzen was a boy, his father, the Avatar Aang, told him about how he ended the Hundred Year War with the help of a neurotic, needy waterbender, a blind earthbender, a very ethically confused firebender, and a remarkably normal guy who couldn't do anything but crack jokes and fight like a total tiger. After that war was finally over, Avatar Aang and Fire Lord Zuko - oh, it feels good to say that about Zuko! - worked together to create The United Republic of Nations. The idea was that benders and non-benders would work together in peace. I betcha Sokka helped write that charter. It's a shame the dream began to tarnish when the originators died. Aang and Zuko named their capitol Republic City, and gave it a motto: "Can't we all just get along?" Then Aang died, and he turned into a statue in the harbor. Unfortunately, this had to happen, or we could not meet Korra. It's like the Immortals: there can be only one.

Of course, the story begins in a blizzard. Korra is a waterbender; therefore, she's got to live in a desolate frozen wasteland. I wonder, if we go through enough Avatars, will we ever meet one who was raised in a comfortable city eating bon bons? A distinguished Inuit gentleman greets an envoy of the White Lotus. There's a kid in his house they've just gotta see.

As the envoys of the White Lotus enter the nicest igloo I've ever seen, a woman greets them nervously. Apparently, the White Lotus have been sent on some wild goose chases and don't want to be fooled again. However, these two parents know their little girl is the Avatar. She has no particular ability to start glowing when angry, but... she can make quite a violent entrance. Boom! Just made a new hole in the wall for ya, Mom! I ain't your grandma's avatar! Deal with it, or I will set you on fire with these pointless little torches I keep lighting everywhere just to scare everybody. She would not be accepted at a daycare center near you. on

The years pass in an instant, and suddenly, we see a teenaged girl fighting in some kind of contest, where she is battling several firebenders at once and sending them sizzling onto the rooftops, still strangely alive. There are several members of the White Lotus watching this gravely, alongside a wizened old woman who seems somehow beloved and familiar. The wise old woman quietly says, "She's strong" but the White Lotus guru says, "She lacks restraint." That may be true, White Lotus guy, but she's still the Avatar and you can't fire her from that position. Besides, she's sixteen. Who has restraint at the age of sixteen? After enough pyrotechnics to engulf a major city in flames, Korra succeeds in making her last unlucky opponent pass out, and she celebrates with a war whoop. Korra is feeling pretty cocky, because she has mastered three of the four elements: fire, earth, and water. However, the stern-looking gurus are not so sure about Korra. She's got the physical side down, but she hasn't got a clue about the spiritual side of being the Avatar. Korra agrees with this, but thinks that learning Air Bending under Tenzen will solve the spiritual problem.

Katara thinks she is ready. Katara! That kind old woman, so beloved and familiar, appears to be the sole living member of the old gang that made us fall in love with this mind-bending world, and if Katara thinks she's ready, then she's ready, because she's KATARA, man. Well, Katara was sixteen once, and she saw some pretty screwed up teenagers turn out right well. Maybe she is onto something. So it is time for the Avatar to begin her Airbender Training... and to stop being so disrespectful and cocky. Hey sweetie, if you want to be the Avatar, you've got to be as serious as mud all the time, just like Aang... never was, at all.

Korra runs into her private quarters to greet a snow-white dog the size of a polar bear... it's Naga, a polar bear dog, of course, in this world of the amazing hybrids. She mounts her enormous steed and tells a very reluctant guard that she is taking the animal out for a stroll, but it's more accurate to say they are going for a gallop as the magnificent creature runs across the snowy plain.

A sky bison that may be Appa soars overhead as well, loaded with people. It's Tenzen with three children, including a very hyper kid named Meelo who cannot stop chattering and wiggling and pulling Tenzen's ears. Meelo looks almost exactly like Aang. One of the girls asks Katara the question we've all been wanting to know the answer to for years now: What happened to Zuko's mom? Katara begins to answer, but then another of the girls shoots off a rapid fire string of questions, and we are left to wonder as Tenzen helps his pregnant wife off the sky bison. This family has a lot of kids. Apparently they take the need to populate the world with more air benders very seriously.

Korra is excited, eager to begin her airbending training, but Tenzen must attend to business in Republic City and cannot stay. Korra acts like a kid who has discovered that Christmas is canceled. Tenzen may not be able to train her for a long time, because he is a leader of Republic City and the political situation there is very tense. Korra suggests that she could move to Republic City, and one of the elders declares it too dangerous.

That morning, Korra watches bitterly as the sky bison takes her Airbending master and his wiggly brood away. Determined, she waits until nightfall and then saddles Naga. Katara comes up behind her, aware that she needs to escape. Aang's time is past, and most of the old gang is gone... (Bye, Sokka!) It's Korra's turn now, and Katara gives the girl her blessing as she says goodbye to her parents and begins her journey.

Korra and Naga stow away on a cargo boat bound for Republic City and enter a dazzling steampunk world filled with cars and other wonders she's never seen before. A statue of Aang guards the harbor, and beyond it, she can see Air Temple Island, the home of Master Tenzen. Naga is too hungry to make the swim just yet, so the enormous animal bounds into traffic, causing wrecks left and right. Korra can bend three elements, but she can't make her big dog behave as he invades a food pavilion. Korra has no money. How can they eat? How on earth did she leave home with no money? Katara, what were you thinking?

Well, it's handy to be the Avatar. In no time, she's waterbended herself some fish, nicely scorched with firebended flame, and she's just about to feast when a vagabond jumps out of the bushes and asks for a fish. Apparently, he is one of many homeless people living in the bushes. That's the first sign of imbalance. A police officer drives her away from her spot, so Korra now knows that there is hunger and suffering in Republic City. There is also great anger. On the street the followers of Amon have gathered, urging other non-benders like themselves to unite in protest against the benders they feel have oppressed them. Korra attempts to argue with them, but their hatred drives her away. That's the second sign of imbalance.

As she makes her way to Air Temple Island, Korra sees a vintage car bearing several particularly nasty benders come down a street. They appear to be members of a kind of bender mafia, and they are demanding "protection" money from a poor shopkeeper. Korra decides to intervene. At first, the thugs are amused... until Korra slams one guy with a water ball that freezes his face. Then she slams the ground, sending the second guy hurtling skyward. The shopkeepers begin to realize there's something odd here, but when she finishes off the third guy with a fireball, they realize that she is the Avatar.

Unfortunately, she's pretty destructive. Korra throws one guy through a store window, as glass and merchandise flies everywhere. As two of the others try to escape in their car, she earthbends a quake that crashes their car and damages two more buildings. The metalbending police descend, and Korra is shocked to find that she is under arrest as well as the thugs. Apparently, people don't like it when you crash stuff through store windows in Republic City. Korra attempts to flee, and soon she finds herself fighting an entire army of metalbending policemen as she continues to smash city property in her attempt to escape. Finally, a helicopter armed with metal tentacles grabs her, and she is taken into custody.

The police headquarters is guarded by a stern statue of Toph. The police chief is reading her the charges. Destruction of city and private property... evading arrest... she's toast! Chief Beifong does not think being the Avatar is any excuse. For a moment, Korra is excited, because Lin Beifong is Toph's daughter, but the ancient alliance between Toph and Aang is no help here. Councilman Tenzin, however, is. He offers to pay all the damages if Lin will drop the charges. In return, he will see to it that Korra goes back home.

Once away from the station, Korra begs Tenzin not to send her away, because she cannot bear to remain cooped up any longer. At the same time, she understands why Tenzin can't relocate; there is much suffering in Republic City. After thinking for it a bit, Tenzin relents. He has decided that the city is out of balance, and it needs the Avatar to help restore it. Korra can stay. His explanation to Lin should be interesting, since he's basically just double-crossed the Police Chief. Instead of being in jail, Korra gets to be in instant celebrity as they immediately call a press conference to introduce her to the public. Korra gives a speech. She believes she can restore peace and balance to Republic City. In a room somewhere in the city, a sinister pair listen to her speech over the radio, and a guard asks Amon how he wants to handle this. Amon grimly responds that they need to accelerate their plans, and as he turns around, we see that his face is hidden behind a weird, pale mask.

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الثلاثاء، 17 أبريل 2012

The Pitch on AMC

In the enviable position of following Mad Men on Sunday, April 8, The Pitch arrived with a one-hour sneak preview in advance of its April 30 two-hour premiere.

Two hours of this advertising reality show may put the audience to sleep. It boasts "from the network that brought you Mad Men and the producers if Undercover Boss." It's certainly not from the writers of Mad Men, and it's somewhat more drawn out than even Undercover Boss. Neither of those reality shows should be an hour long.

In The Pitch, we saw McKinney Advertising of Durham, North Carolina and WDCW (Wong, Doody, Crandall, Wiener) of Los Angeles vying for fast food giant Subway's business, with specific focus on their breakfast offerings. The target demographic was ages 18 to 24. Both agencies geared up their younger copywriters, overseen by creative directors. There were two or three layers of variously titled creative directors.

The first meeting, the brief, with Subway executives brought both agencies into a conference room on opposite sides of a table. The agencies received Subway's ideas of what they wanted and where they were going. WDCW fancies itself a quirky agency. McKinney has a background of Southern charm. Each is capable of going a little bit over the top for the young target audience.

We see the young copywriters throwing ideas around. (In one excruciating instance, a creative director says, "Me and Liz are usually in charge of..." A creative director?) They have to bring several ideas to the table, assuming most of the ideas will be shot down. And they are. Once they have narrowed the project down to a few ideas, we see both agencies in brainstorming sessions. They're boring. This part of the show could have easily been trimmed. A few ideas, a few rejections, then coming to the winning projects and how they'll be executed. We don't need to see them walking down the hall. We don't need all the extreme close-ups of the writers and the bosses. And later in the show, we don't need to see them driving to Subway's office.

The show is thrilled to follow Mad Men, but the producers should keep something in mind. How fast does Don Draper nix ideas? How brief are meetings with clients? Let's even compare the crucial presentation. It just doesn't take very long.

Let's not forget that The Pitch follows one of the best dramas on TV. It has to keep the audience's attention. It needs us on their side. They somehow have to make the writers, executives and clients a lot more interesting. The best part of the show is the actual presentation. One agency showed two ideas. During the first, they squirmed in their seats as they watched the expressionless faces on the executives. Fortunately, they liked the second idea.

Even though the April 30 premiere will feature different agencies, there will not be a spoiler here. AMC provides lots of opportunities to catch the preview.

The Discreet Charm of Luis Bunuel

ByBrett Snyder

Confinement is a recurrent narrative configuration in the films of Luis Buñuel; whether it's a physical, institutional, or hierarchal trapping, the preeminent cynic loves to smother and torture his characters to expose some of their most basic and tragic malfunctions as human beings. In "The Exterminating Angel" (1962), a group of bourgeois guests arrive at a dinner party (twice, even) and engage in a ritualistic fine dining experience; afterwards, however, an enigmatic force compels them all to stay put for days and weeks. Ten years later, in "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" (1972), Buñuel teases a succession of similar bourgeois dinner gatherings, but never allows the ritual to come into fruition. It's a work of exploitative abstraction that uses a similar thematic template as Exterminating Angel, but takes the sociopolitical-satire elements further into a realm of Surrealist obscurity. In "Discreet Charm", instead of trapping his privileged fraternity in a vacuum of regressive civility à la "Exterminating Angel", Buñuel denies his vain subjects of their privileges altogether. Both films effectively expose the sophomoric tendencies of bourgeois elitists, but in "Discreet Charm", their confining plague is not one of extermination, but rather interruption.

The story goes like this: a group of six bourgeois friends continually attempt to enjoy a meal together, only to be persistently interrupted by some divergence related to sex, dreams, or death. The film also contains an amassment of violations which serve to expose the corruption and superficiality of the upper class. Within the group, there are two married couples: Alice & Henri Sénéchal (Stéphane Audran, Jean-Pierre Cassel), and Simone & M. Thévenot (Delphine Seyrig, Paul Frankeur); there's also Simone Thévenot's younger sister Florence (Bulle Ogier), and Don Rafael Acosta (Fernando Rey), a mutual friend and the ambassador of Miranda (a fictional country in South America). As the story unfolds, we learn that Madame Thévenot is having an affair with the ambassador, while he's also involved in drug trafficking with Mr. Sénéchal and Mr. Thévenot. It should be noted that the film never explicitly states it's setting, but it's so visually suggestive of France (specifically Paris) that most critics agree on its locale.

Like many Buñuel films, the narrative is curiously and uncompromisingly transcendent; to the novice viewer, this could be foolishly written off as incoherence. The perception of objective and glossy reality early on eventually gives way to dark, Oedipal Surrealism, with seemingly no narrative or causal device to signal the transformation. It's purely episodic -- a collection of moments, memories and dreams from a wide array of cultural sources, all strung together to resemble a plot. Increasingly irrational scenarios arise which serve to upset any and all narrative consistency, besides the loosely episodic structuring; however, the anti-narration isn't foregrounded to the extent of, say, "The Phantom of Liberty", a film that Buñuel went on to make two years after "Discreet Charm". Though "Phantom" has its share of cynical overtones regarding the middle-to-upper class, the film plays as a more of an exploration on life's chance encounters and the stream of consciousness. After all, Buñuel had already thrown down the gauntlet on the bourgeoisie with films such as "The Exterminating Angel", "Discreet Charm", "L'Age D'or" (1930), and even "Un Chien Andalou" (1929), a prototypical Surrealist film that effectively shocked audiences out of their bourgeois complacencies.

Despite the narrative meandering and seemingly random dream-within-dream bits, there is a coherent dialogue that underlies all the obscurity and creates a connective tissue for the film. "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" can be read as a condemnation and dehumanization of the French bourgeoisie. Like Jean Renoir's controversial masterpiece "The Rules of the Game" (1939), it's a snarky satire that methodically exposes the superficiality and infantilism of a group of social elites. Buñuel never plays by the rules, and he never tells us explicitly what's on his mind; his cynical, sardonic and oftentimes subversive attitude runs parallel to his unconventional and non-conformist approach to filmmaking. In the case of "Discreet Charm", the end result is a marriage of innovation and irreverence.

TRAPPED IN PURGATORY

Though "Discreet Charm" doesn't subscribe to conventional notions of narrative structuring, Buñuel nevertheless creates something of a three-act structure by which the film loosely adheres to. On three different occasions, he willfully diverts from the main narrative to show all of his bourgeois guests trudging down a desolate country road that, by assumption, leads to nowhere. What's interesting (and possibly most telling) about these scenes is that they seem to be strategically placed at certain points over the course of the film to offset the main narrative. From this perspective, then, one could consider that these three acts of the film come out to be approximately the same length of time when divided by the three narrative markers, and each act contains its own mini-narratives and oedipal offshoots.

Many of the bizarre happenings in the latter half of the film come across as random and unnatural, but these three road scenes seem more methodical and apparent of Buñuel's exploitation of his bourgeois characters. And though none of these three scenes are shot in the exact same way, all of them utilize numerous wide angles to create a sense of isolation and hopelessness. It's a metaphoric representation of the hollowness and futility of their lives as they laboriously (yet willfully) travel through a state of purgatory-limbo. The characters' inferred indifference in these scenes is reflective of their obliviousness to it all; they're stuck in a delusional reality, which is why these scenes appear to operate out of context from the main narrative. The characters walk on a path of hopelessness, unable to reach the truth of their masked fraudulency. This is a major thesis by which the film is predicated on, so it should come as no surprise that Buñuel decided to end the film with his characters confined in this futile state of existence.

Another way in which the three incongruous country road-abyss sequences fit into the grand scheme of Buñuel's obscured narrative is that they're essentially tiny vignettes within a larger framework. Buñuel builds a puzzle box of a film, cluttering the narrative with stories within stories and dreams within dreams. His narrative omissions, such as the Sénéchals' sex scene, the soldier's train dream, and the woman's explanation for hating Jesus, serve to counterbalance the film's emphasis on episodic repetition; this, coupled with the film's propensity towards randomly cutting in and out of abstruse dreams, eliminates narrative complacency and makes it impossible to predict what will happen next.

As in most Buñuel films, there are purposely pieces of the puzzle left unmanufactured (such as the narrative omissions), because after all, life is not always easily understood; there are curiosities, mysteries, irrationalities, and all kinds of other things outside of the realm of understanding, and Buñuel joyfully plays with these ambiguities in his films. On several occasions, he cuts to one of the main characters waking from sleep, startled by the chilling reality of a dream experience. With nothing to signify the abrupt shifts between reality and dreamscape, it becomes virtually impossible to tell when a character is dreaming or experiencing Buñuel's twisted sense of reality. Furthermore, the dream sequences get deeper as the film progresses, to the point where one person's dream is actually a dream of another person's - a dream within a dream.

The ritualistic meal is the preferred method of assembly for a group of superficial human beings who value ceremonial smugness over genuine human feeling and interaction. These people do dinners and luncheons so they can assert a false sense of eloquence; it's a way for them to share colloquial views on politics and government. They're all phonies, too, as Buñuel clarifies; they're actually drug dealers and adulterous sinners, but the ritualistic formality of a grandiose bourgeois dinner allows them to put on a false front and momentarily ignore their inherent similarities with the lower classes.

The first dinner attempt is thwarted because of an honest misunderstanding of the dinner date itself; to rectify the inconvenience, the group decides to go to a restaurant instead. However, once they arrive and sit down, they're interrupted from their critiquing of the menu to notice that in the next room, the recently deceased owner of the restaurant is waiting to be taken to a funeral parlor. The bourgeois guests are startled and appalled, but the employees of the restaurant encourage them to stay and enjoy their meals, because after all, life and business must go on. The group leaves not because of a feeling of guilt, sympathy or compassion, but because of the inconvenience that it causes them. They have no comprehension of the essentiality of work that others recognize as a fact of life and survival.

The rest of the luncheons and dinners are interrupted in similarly bizarre ways, and each time something new is exposed about the guests' petty behaviors and primitive displays of humanity that they hide under their attuned manners. One luncheon is called off because the two hosts, Alice and Henri Sénéchal, are so caught up in foreplay that they sneak out for an impromptu sexual rendezvous outside in the garden. This goes on while the guests have already arrived at their house and are waiting to be greeted. But the two hosts agree that it would be too loud to have sex in the house while there are guests present, so they decide that the most reasonable solution is to sneak out, abandon their guests and have sex behind some bushes. Needless to say, it would be much more practical and convenient if they could just simply control their lustful cravings, but a suppression of such impulses would be revealing that they, in fact, possess such shallow impulses.

In one dream, the bourgeois guests arrive at a dinner party that's interrupted by an opening of curtains -- a reveal that finds the group on a stage being chaffed by an audience; and let there be no mistake, the audience might as well be us. Most of the guests just simply get up and leave the stage, but Henri Sénéchal stays put, and in an obvious state of despair, he's unable to remember his "lines". This reinforces the idea that the guests are merely actors, or altering their appearances and manners to fit the mold of proper social elite.

In a dream linked directly with the former dream, Rafael is insulted by the dinner party's host, an army colonel who can't help but comment on Miranda's notorious culture of corruption and violence. Rafael refutes the colonel's claims and makes attempts at his own insults before pulling out a gun and shooting the army colonel until he's dead. But he doesn't kill the man for making faulty accusations - he kills him for breaking a code of bourgeois chivalry that may or may not have been evident. Rafael's hypocrisy is further exposed by his killing of the colonel, but this is also the same man who smuggles illegal drugs -- and at the same time, condemns drug use over opulent gatherings; his hypocrisy shouldn't really be up for debate in the first place.

Despite Buñuel's sardonic wit and overall mocking tone, "Discreet Charm" tends to take on distressing undertones of morbidity and the metaphysical. This is somewhat foreshadowed in the opening credits sequence, as the camera tracks through a series of windy roads and streets from inside a car's interior at nighttime; the sequence seems slightly incongruous at first, setting a dark tone early only to give way to a series of glossy bourgeois dinner scenes. Buñuel's intentions are more apparent as the film progresses, however, with the consideration that this sequence takes on certain characteristics of the "lost highway" offshoots and also the metaphysical mini-narratives. Things eventually turn dark and ominous, but strictly from a narrative perspective; the incongruously satirical undercurrents and Buñuel's biting wit never allow viewers to get overly comfortable or complacent with the material.

Interpreted as a state of purgatory for the bourgeois characters, the film is an episodic exercise in imprisonment and torture. The characters are all doomed to repeat the same failed meal scenario over and over again until they realize the emptiness of their existence. The phantasmal presence of death looms all around them, such as in the dinner party stage show, where they are compelled to invite a ghost to join their table. A soldier curiously shows up in two different scenarios (once during a failed coffee rendezvous, and once during a dinner-turned-military intervention) and is compelled to share seemingly random stories about his deceased mother; one of these stories (from the coffee scenario) is based off of his memory, in which he's given instructions from his mother to murder his father; the other story comes during a dinner party that's interrupted by a military intervention, in which he shares a dream about meeting several phantoms that make sly implications that's he's just as dead as they are.

What's most ironic is that despite all of the luncheon and dinner failings carrying the threat of exposure and punishment of bourgeois sins, there are ultimately no repercussions of their punishment; nothing is charged against the bourgeois friends, and they don't admit to anything. They're doomed to suffer the making of their own fate, but they're oblivious to it all. It reflects the film's ability to stage all of these absurd, elaborately staged scenarios in which a climax is always elusive, and the only consistency is the incongruity of the scenarios and characters' behaviors.

The military shows up in one scene and we hear what sounds like a battle erupting not far outside the home of the Sénéchals, but the colonel stresses to the bourgeois guests that they're just on "maneuvers". The last dinner rendezvous is interrupted by a raid perpetrated by a rival drug gang, resulting in an execution-style shooting of all but one of the dinner guests (a symbolic execution for their crimes against human decency, perhaps). Rafael manages to sneak under the dinner table and hide from his would-be executioners, but he foolishly compromises his position and exposes himself by greedily reaching up to the table for a piece of lamb. Again, the implication here is that they are makers of their own fate. But before the scene ends and the harsh reality of their demise sinks in, Rafael wakes up and we learn that this last sequence was just a dream (more anti-climax). More irony ensues when Rafael gets out of bed and heads to the refrigerator for a late night snack, proving that he's oblivious to his own transgressions (this bit is also suggestive that the entire film could have merely been a starving man's dream). In a way, it's as if Buñuel is saying once and for all that, with these people, there's just no hope.

Another staple of criticism in Buñuel's oeuvre is religion, and he doesn't shy away from it here, though it does take a back seat to bourgeoisie denunciation for much of the film. The character of Monsignor Dufour (Julien Bertheau) shows up at the Sénéchal homestead on the day of the second failed meal (the luncheon that was postponed due to garden coitus). Right after Rafael and Co. abruptly escape the premises fearing a police raid (the Sénéchals' maid sparked Rafael's paranoia by informing him that she just saw Henri and Alice sneaking out of their bedroom window, not aware that they were just going to have sex in the bushes) the Monsignor curiously shows up at this most opportune time; though he's all dressed up in a priest's outfit, he comes seeking the gardening job that recently opened after the Sénéchals fired their former employee. He retreats to the gardener's shed and is intent on getting out of his priest's uniform and into the tacky gardener's outfit; he relishes the appearance, much like how the bourgeois dinner friends relish their own upscale appearances. Alice and Henri come back in from their mid-day sexual rendezvous and greet the Monsignor, who makes them aware of his profession (though he's now dressed as a gardener). But because the Sénéchals like to live under the false assumption that appearances must be genuine and are never deceiving, they rebuke the Monsignor, unable to accept that a priest would ever pose as a commoner. When he leaves and returns wearing his original priest's uniform, they resolutely approve of him.

It's not immediately understood what possesses the Monsignor to seek out and embrace his job as gardener; in fact, unlike most of the bourgeois dinner guests, it turns out that there is some semblance of character arc with the Monsignor. The Sénéchals kowtow to him upon their realization that he is, in fact, a priest; they treat him with a sense of dignity, inviting him to dinner with them and such. But the Monsignor also panders to his bourgeois employers, all while asserting his perceived superiority over the poor and those most in need of guidance.

Late in the film, a hapless peasant woman comes to see the Monsignor at the Sénéchal residence as he's finishing his gardening duties for the day and preparing to join the dinner guests for another soon-to-be-failed meal. She asks the Monsignor to perform last rites on a dying man, who turns out to be a former gardener that just lost his job. He fulfills her request because it's his duty, but not out of passion or respect; he's quite dismissive and uninterested in the man and treats the process with a dull, banal ineptness of spirit. The Monsignor fails to realize that the dying man is the one whom he has replaced at the Sénéchal residence. And then a more deeper connection is established when the dying man professes to killing his former employees years ago; as it turns out, these same employees were also the Monsignor's parents. The priest grants the dying man forgiveness and gives him absolution. He fulfills his duties and then proceeds to pick up a shotgun and, without hesitation, kills the man -- an act of vengeance most petty and futile because, well, the poor guy was already on his deathbed anyway. Just like his bourgeois employers, the Monsignor says one thing but does another. He's a sinner posing as a noble priest, just as his employers are sinners posing as noble social elites. He comes to emulate the murderous gardener both in vocation and in revenge.

CONCLUSION

Buñuel's irreverence towards both religion and the bourgeoisie is a full-scale attack on the corrupt underbelly of high society. His condemnation of their social apparatus is designed solely as an incendiary satire of the cheap, contemptible pretensions and delusions they possess. Just like in the faux-dinner party-turned-stage show sequence, he finds joy in the mockery of their petty infantilism, and he wants his audience to savor in the biting impudence as well. The discreet charm that Buñuel is in search of encapsulates the hypocrisies and defects that the bourgeois clowns attempt to suppress. He confines his characters within their own sophomoric existence, exploiting those within the frame and appalling the viewers whom his characters reflect in real life. His absurdist machinations are like little repetitive gags that he plays on his hapless victims, pricking and prodding at them until they react. But these people are not innocent, and Buñuel's cruelty is more of an exposé than an act of inhumanity. All of the greed, hunger, lust and corruption that the social elite attempt to deflect onto the slavish service class is deflected by Buñuel and subsequently branded onto the social elites, proving that the only real difference between the classes is a delusional sense of privilege, purity and inviolability. By the end, the bourgeoisie's deprivation of ritualistic smugness is the ultimate indictment of their fraudulent behavior and false dignity.

"The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" presents a series of episodic incongruities - a fitting blueprint that paradoxically works when dealing with a ritualistic, discordant bourgeois fraternity. It's an exploitation film masked behind a superficially formal glaze, where the corrupt bourgeoisie are like Vaudeville-esque performers, subject to mockery and condemnation by an audience of oppressed proletariats. The final shot of the film sees the meal-deprived social elites walking through a desolate valley, far removed from civilization and lacking a destination; in Buñuel's universe, this isn't just a metaphor, but a fully realized purgatorial abyss for some of society's most despicable patrons.

Elements Which Make A Great Action Movie

If you are a huge fan of action films, then you just can't allow yourself to miss out on some of the top action movies of all time.

So what makes an epic action movie? Recently, we have seen a lot of awful attempts such as The Expendables, Sucker Punch and Haywire.

Plenty of action movies nowadays focus more on marketing rather than providing an unforgettable viewing experience. Yes, they make money, but the viewers leave the cinemas in distaste, feeling like they just got robbed.

So maybe you are looking create a list of action films that are worthy of your time? Before establishing this list you first need to know what elements to look for in an action movie:

The acting is decent and the characters are believable. Let's face it. Most action movies have boring and stereotypical characters. There's the macho man, the funny sidekick, the hot chick etc. Then we see explosions after explosions and gratuitous sex scenes. Yes, some of the best action films have the elements mentioned above. But in the best action films, the characters have more depth. You care about them because they are relatable and they interact with other characters realistically. You see them reacting under the circumstances realistically. You see them as individuals and not as stereotypes.

In the movie District 9, both Wikus and the alien prawn character are interesting and relatable. They have human characteristics and emotions. You see them showing loyalty, friendship, care of loved ones and all the others values that the audience can relate to. And because of that, the movie "worked". You care about their struggle and you care whether they die or not.

The premise is deep and unique. Very few action films have deep story lines, but nothing makes an action film more memorable than having one. Movies like The Matrix and Inception have story lines that make the audience ask "what if...?" Action films that make people think become more than testosterone-driven movies with mindless deaths. They linger in people's minds. They make people discuss with one another. They are simply good.

There are emotional moments. You might object to this but the fact is emotional moments can make you care more about the characters. Emotional moments can give the action sequences more impact. They give you a deeper understanding of why the characters are acting in a certain way. In the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, the love story between Will and Elizabeth gives the story more perspective. Otherwise, the movie would just be about a bunch of pirates getting drunk and fighting.

Without emotional moments, the constant violence in the film will render the audience numb and uninterested. Nevertheless, emotional moments shouldn't be too sappy or else they will defeat the purpose of why people pay to see action films.

The action scenes should be cool. Of course, the biggest reason why action flick lovers love action flicks - there must be cool scenes of violence or struggle. The action scenes must be palpable. In the movie Ong Bak, you could almost feel the bones breaking and flesh being ripped apart. In the part of the story where the protagonist is being chased by a gang of raging thugs, the escape maneuvers he made were breathtaking -- and they created really cool scenes that people would want to watch over and over again. Still, a lot of films miss the obvious element of showing cool action scenes. Worst of all, some films ruin cool action scenes with horrible music.

Whether your a casual movie watcher or an avid fan of action movies you must checkout the list of the Top 100 Action Movies of all time. This list was complied by a group of fans young and old after months of discussion and research. You'll find a complete review, movie trailers and merchandise for every film. Action movies thrill us and bring an excitement like no other!

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Movie Review: The Three Stooges (2012)

Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes, and Will Sasso do an outstanding job imitating the most famous grouping of The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Howard, respectively). Their mannerisms, voices, and acting are sensationally accurate - even their physical features are surprisingly close. If this weren't a movie, they'd certainly make a striking Vegas show. But turning this into a theatrical release begs many questions - namely, "Why?" Who exactly is this supposed to appeal to? Will the 18-25 year-old demographic dash to see a black-and-white act from the '30s and '40s revived in 2012? Will longtime fans of The Three Stooges embrace a one-note homage that spans the course of a feature-length film (if they wanted to revisit the characters doing the same shtick, wouldn't they just watch the originals? Who will pay to see this?

Moe, Larry, and Curly are menaces as young children, but equally inseparable. In Episode 1: "More Orphan Than Not," they subject the nuns who raise them to all sorts of mischievous torment (most notably Sister Mary-Mengele, played by Larry David). Episode 2: "The Bananas Split" finds the pure-of-heart, dim-of-wit triumvirate all grown up and off into the real world where they desperately try to earn the $830,000 needed to save the orphanage from bankruptcy. In The Final Episode: "No Moe Mister Nice Guy," the knuckle-headed ternion get to the bottom of a plot to mercy-kill Lydia's (Sofia Vergara) husband Teddy (Kirby Heyborne), an old friend of the stooges.

An exemplary amount of research and rehearsing went into constructing this film. Their most famous routines are mimicked accurately, with triple-face-slapping, sledgehammers colliding with heads, saw blades going dull against Curly's crown, and every other form of incredibly brutal but bloodless violence to the body (it's so much, in fact, that directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly must orchestrate a PSA before the end credits to warn children not to copy what they see - somehow producers find this material comparable to the Jackass movies). The similarities continue into the trio bunking and snoring together, the sound effects of eye-poking, hair-pulling and chin-punching, snippets of the classic music (Three Blind Mice), the mismatched suits, overalls, and drag costumes, the wide-legged gait, and even borrowed verbal jokes from the original theatrical shorts. This exhaustive replication is ultimately just an uncreative copy, like Gus Van Sant's 1998 shot-for-shot remake of Psycho. The actors have changed, but to what end? Even films like My Week With Marilyn, J. Edgar, or A Dangerous Method, which had equally unremarkable substance, examined a side of their subjects that weren't completely familiar with audiences. This isn't even a straight documentary like The Lost Stooges (1990) or a conventional biopic like The Three Stooges (2000), but rather an oddly arranged redo of the real Stooges' skits.

The greatest flaw in the Farrelly's efforts is with the integration of the stooges into modern society. Transposing them to a world of sagging pants, iPhones, pop music, breast implants, and Jersey Shore is simply horrifying. Their surroundings were always more serious than their incomparable immaturity, but never grounded in the realities of the time. Their gags need a more fantasy-like environment to be effective (in just a single scene do they appropriately construct this setting, converting a golf course into a free-range fish farm). Smacking around the cast of a reality TV show appears astonishingly forced, fake, and ill-fitted. The actual comedy violence is occasionally funny, but the backgrounds, context, and supporting characters are meddlesomely incompatible.

- The Massie Twins (GoneWithTheTwins.com)

The Massie Twins are identical twin film critics who have been professionally reviewing movies full time for over 5 years, appearing on TV, radio, online and in print. They are members of the Phoenix Film Critics Society and the Internet Film Critic Society and their work can be seen at GoneWithTheTwins.com

Venice on the Silver Screen

By Lukas Johannes

Venice has long been a fertile field of inspiration for many of the world's finest film-makers and writers. From Shakespeare to the James Bond films, the mystical floating city, with its winding alleyways, gothic architecture, beautiful artwork and silky canals, has captured the artist's imagination like no other city on earth. For starters, just ask the driver of any Venice airport transport, about the tales of various novelists and auteurs in the city. Their journeys throughout the city, both physically and psychologically, have gone down in folklore, leaving, for those interested in film and literature, an interesting array of places to visit.

Moonraker
The 11th James Bond film, 1979's Moonraker, saw Roger Moore visit Venice to investigate the disappearance of a space shuttle. Many of the city's most famous locations pop up in the film. At one point, Bond, in a comic scene that was lambasted by the critics, steers an inflatable gondola around the canal network and St Mark's Square. Bond also has a fight with a henchman called Chang by the famous clock-tower, and, in an important plot-point concerning mysterious glassware, the spy visits Drax's glassworks and museum, which is just off Piazza San Marco. So, if you get a Venice airport transport transfer, ask the driver to point you in the direction of some of these great locations.

Death in Venice
As you might expect from its title, Thomas Mann's famous 1912 novella, which was adapted into a film in 1971 with Dirk Bogarde, is set predominately in the water city. Both heavily feature the Lido, an 11km long sandbar in the city which is easily accessible from Venice airport transport. The Grand Hôtel des Bains, made famous by the story, closed its doors, however, in 2010, and will re-open as a luxury apartment complex. This was not due to a cholera epidemic, it must be pointed out! For fans of the book and film, you can still savour the elegance of the Lido and the nearby beach where Gustav von Aschenbach obsessed daily over Tadzio, the handsome, blonde-locked young boy.

The Last Crusade
In the third instalment of the Indiana Jones trilogy, Harrison Ford's character arrives in the city to investigate the disappearance of his father who had been searching for the Holy Grail. In a memorable moment in the film, Indy discovers an important clue in the Church of San Barnaba. Any driver of Venice airport transport or otherwise - should be able to take you to this church, situated in the Dorsoduro district, which is across the Grand Canal from St Mark's. The church, which was built in 1749, is open daily from 7.30am to noon and 4.30pm to 7pm, wherein you can view this iconic interior made famous by Spielberg and crew.

Lukas Johannes is a driver for Shuttle Direct. If you're looking for a Venice airport transport transfers can be made easy with Shuttle Direct. We provide pre-booked shuttles to major destinations all over Europe. Wherever you travel, Shuttle Direct can make sure that you don't miss your car on your holiday abroad.

How to Generate Movie Ideas?

Making a movie is always an awesome experience, as it provides a wholesome experience regarding various aspects of life, society, family, love as well as of the entire world. To create or generate original ideas for a movie is a very challenging task. It requires lot of brainstorming sessions and rigorous researches. A story writer or a screen-play writer has to go through a long process. To cultivate or develop a fresh idea that does not assimilate with any one's work requires original thinking, interests in diverse fields and an endeavor to present it in a simple yet impressive style. Although it seems easy for a layman, in reality the most difficult phase in filmmaking is the development of the idea only. The idea can say whether a movie is going to enthrall its audience or not. The actors also find a scope to expose their acting ability only if the story-line or the script is substantial. While generating an idea for a movie, four simple steps are to be followed:

1) Observation: Observation is the key to many discoveries. A person with a keen observation skill can analyze any action or event with great ease and can also develop new ideas from it adding a new dimension to it. Observation helps in generating movie ideas based on true event or life of a person. In fact, observation of one's self life

2) Imagination: A person with rich imaginary skill is also capable of unique ideas for a movie. An imaginary idea may be funny, horrible, fictional or non-fictional, sad, weird or paranormal, whatever it may be a good imagination can always touch the minds of the audience if it is placed in a proper sequence. For instance, the award winning Hollywood blockbuster, 'Inception' is the result of imagination filmed in the best possible manner.

3) Interaction with people: Verbal interaction with different people can also play a crucial role in developing a fascinating concept for a film.

4) Travelling: Of all the mentioned ways, travelling is the potential means of developing an idea for a movie. When you travel to a particular place, many new feelings seem to develop in your mind. A new place obviously appeals to the traveler's mind that can create many new ideas both pleasant and unpleasant. These ideas can form a fine script for a movie if these are polished with elements like excitement and emotion depending upon the situation.

I am a freelance writer, who possesses an avid passion for writing since long time. I had written many articles, blogs and reviews on different subjects in different medium viz; newspaper, magazine websites etc. Currently, I am focusing on writing articles based in arts and entertainment category.

Movies Starring Plants

By Lisa Marie Andrews

Plants aren't your typical movie star, but there are plenty of movies that have main roles for a plant. Some of these movies make us glad that plants are in our lives and others make us think that having a plant around will surely lead to our demise. No matter what though, these movies would be nothing without their leading lady, Flora.

"Little Shop of Horrors" is a classic movie about a plant with a bad side. The comedy musical is about a Venus fly trap that feeds on human flesh. Seymour, Rick Moranis, works at a flower shop when he receives this odd plant which he then names Audrey II after the girl of his dreams who also works in the flower shop, Audrey. Seymour then has to find a way to keep Audrey II alive and begins to kill for the plant. As the blood thirsty plant grows it becomes a large attraction for the flower shop generating lots of business, but makes it very difficult for Seymour to keep secret the fact that he has been killing people to keep the plant alive. When Audrey II becomes famous to more than just the town, there is talk of replicating it and selling it across the nation which is when Seymour realizes the plant had been planning world domination all along. Of course, despite his desperate efforts to get rid of Audrey II, Seymour becomes one of the plants victims. Audrey II is then replicated and spread throughout the world.

Another movie that could possibly make you afraid of any and all plants, at least when the wind blows, is M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening" starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo. The movie follows Elliot and Alma Moore (Wahlberg and Deschanel) as they try to run from a natural disaster that is causing people to kill themselves. The couple, joined by their friend Julian (Leguizamo) and his daughter, set off on a train to escape the killings that are happening in New York City but the train ends up stopping because they lost connection with anyone and everyone. After learning that the incidents are caused from plants that are angry with humanity and they are beginning to spread, the people on the train decide to split up into groups in hope to escape the spreading disaster. Eventually, the groups get smaller and smaller leaving just Elliot, Alma, and Julian's daughter. They find a home out in the country, and the three of them lock themselves in different parts of the home in hopes to save themselves from the wind the plants have created. The three of them survive the plants revenge on humanity and all is well in the world, until you learn it is happening again in Paris.

One movie starring a plant that may not be too big of a surprise is "Batman & Robin" starring George Clooney as Batman, Chris O'Donnel as Robin, Arnold Schwarzeneger as Mr. Freeze, Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl, and Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy is one of the main villains in this film and uses her poison to make Batman and Robin fall in love with her and yearning for her kiss, which of course is laced with poison causing death. Of course, as any woman who loves Mother Nature would, Poison Ivy plans on turning the world into a rich rain forest and killing all humans who cause harm to plants every day. Ivy and Mr. Freeze join up to defeat Batman and Robin, but Batman reveals to Freeze that Ivy killed his wife. Eventually Ivy and Freeze are thrown into jail and are cell mates, which means Freeze can get his revenge on Ivy for killing his wife.

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The Best Medical TV Shows

By Alexis Roth

To be sure, there are some excellent television shows about the medical world, and there are some not so good shows as well. In my opinion, the shows listed in this article are some of the best medical shows to air, but that does not mean there are not others. It just means I have never watched them. So here they are, in no particular order: in my opinion.

Doogie Howser, M.D.

Anyone who did not watch this show in the early 90s really missed out on an excellent bit of comedy and drama. Doogie Howser was a child prodigy and surgeon at Eastman Medical Center in the show. He became a licensed doctor at 14, which is absolutely unheard of. The show followed his medical journey as well as his emotion journey for acceptance from his colleagues and kids his age. This was definitely one of the best shows of the early 90s.

Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman

Another show from the 1990s was Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman. Dr. Michaela Quinn practiced medicine in the small town of Colorado Springs. The show took place in the 1800s, so there was not much in the way of official squeaky clean hospitals, which is what made it unique. Dr. Quinn was not welcomed very well in the small town, since she was a female doctor, but she proved that her skill was beyond compare in each episode. Eventually, everyone called on "Dr. Mike" as she was nicknamed.

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

The worst part about this show is that the episodes are all true stories. The title tells it all: a woman winds up pregnant and does not recognize the signs, so when she goes into labor, she absolutely freaks out. The stories are incredible because you see these women going through very few symptoms of pregnancy, but since they do not suspect they are pregnant, they tend to chalk it up to something else. As a woman who is currently pregnant with her first child, I can say with certainty that I knew I was pregnant based on all typical signs, so I have a hard time watching this show and understanding these women. However, it is definitely fascinating, especially if you did not know of any other women who had been through something like this.

House, M.D.

The doctor we all love to hate, Dr. Gregory House, absolutely makes this list. The show is categorized as a medical drama, but it is easy to find humor in many scenes simply because Dr. House can be so outrageously ridiculous sometimes. He is a diagnostician with a team of interns who take on interesting and seemingly unsolvable cases of patients with strange symptoms. Dr. House and his team usually think they have the disease or problem figured out, but then a wrench is thrown into the game in the form of a seemingly random symptom unrelated to their diagnosis.

Scrubs

Dr. John Dorian, also known as JD, and his best friend Dr. Chris Turk, or simply Turk, are part of the best, most hilarious cast on television today. Scrubs is a medical comedy with a little drama thrown in. JD tends to daydream about the most hilarious situations, and his mentor-who-doesn't-want-to-be-his-mentor, Dr. Perry Cox, is absolutely brilliant and stuck up. The dynamic between these two is so much fun to watch.

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Movie Review:: The Three Stooges (2012) (PG)

A Movie Revival? Coit-ainly!

I must recuse myself as not being the biggest fan of the original Three Stooges comedy team and the shorts that made them so famous. I always thought the act amounted to little more than a one-trick pony; there's only so much face-slapping, head-pounding, eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, and woo-wooing I can take before it becomes stale and repetitive. If you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all - the occasional tweaks to the act notwithstanding. Knowing this, I find myself in the position of reviewing The Farrelly Brothers' The Three Stooges, which isn't a biopic but a revival in which new actors replace Moe Howard, Curly Howard, and Larry Fine as their knuckleheaded alter egos. True to form, the film is a juvenile comedy that features scene after scene after scene of relentless, over the top slapstick.

I'm well aware that there are audiences that live for this kind of filmmaking, and I will not begrudge them for having a little fun. But by my sensibilities, the film is just as much a one-trick pony as the original shorts, and it gets old after around ten minutes. In specific instances, the Farrelly Brothers are wildly wrong in what they think is funny. Consider, for example, a scene that occurs after the Stooges infiltrate a hospital; when they find themselves in the nursery ward, they get into a water fight, except it isn't water, and they use newborn babies instead of plastic pistols. There's also the scene in which Larry accidentally tosses a peanut into the blowhole of a dolphin, forcing Curly to perform the Heimlich maneuver. And then there's the scene in which all three Stooges turn a golf course into a salmon farm - which in this case translates as rows of helpless fish flapping away on the lawn and getting the occasional drink from a water can.

To give credit where credit is due, Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes, and Will Sasso do a very good job with their depictions of Moe, Larry, and Curly respectively. It's not just in their voices, although that is key; it's also in their physicality, which is a must if you're playing a Stooge. Every slap, poke, and body slam had to be planned ahead of time, and I'm sure that trust, listening, and understanding were required of them all. It all comes down to choreography, and the trio has it down pat. Having said all that, I was even more impressed with Skyler Gisondo, Lance Chantiles-Wertz, and Robert Capron, who play the Stooges as ten-year-old boys. If they're this good at doing impressions at such a young age, imagine what they will be like when they're ten to twenty years older.

The plot is divided into three titled episodes, although I really didn't see why this was necessary, as all of them are mere chapters of the same overarching story. After being zipped in a duffle bag and unceremoniously dumped on the doorstep of a secluded Catholic orphanage, the Stooges grow up as unadoptable lunkheads. This is much to the chagrin of the staff, which includes Mother Superior (Jane Lynch), Sister Rosemary (Jennifer Hudson), and the perpetually peeved Sister Mary-Mengele (Larry David). Twenty-five years after their arrival (at which point the Stooges are adult men but the Sisters look exactly the same age), the orphanage faces foreclosure and eviction. This is because, after a lifetime of the Stooges causing accidents, no insurance company will offer coverage. The only solution is $890,000, which must be collected in a month's time.

Determined to save their home, the Stooges venture off into the world, where they stick out like a sore thumb, and try any harebrained scheme to make money. As this is happening, a spoiled woman named Lydia (Sophia Vergara) ropes the unwitting trio into a plot to murder her husband, a wealthy lawyer named Teddy (Kirby Heyborne), who just happens to be from the same orphanage as the Stooges. Also involved is Lydia's boyfriend, Mac (Craig Bierko), who inevitably becomes the one guy that ends up in a full-body cast with his jaws wired shut. Eventually, Moe will quite by accident be added to the cast of Jersey Shore. I have to admit, there is something perversely hilarious about Moe slapping the hell out of Snooki, The Situation, and JWoww.

The Three Stooges isn't worth recommending, although there are specific scenes I enjoyed at a superficial level. One is when the entire cast of Jersey Shore has an argument with the producers: "Wait a minute," says Sammi, coming to a disturbing realization, "you're saying that this whole show is all about ratings?" And then there's an epilogue sequence in which two muscular men who are clearly not the Farrelly Brothers (but claim to be them anyway) demonstrate that every physical gag seen in the film is not real and shouldn't be tried at home. They even show how the eye-poking effect is achieved, first in real time and then in slow motion. Truth be told, I'm not sure who this information would benefit. It seems pretty unlikely to me that diehard Stooges fans wouldn't already know.

Although Chris never officially studied film, film theory, or even journalism in college, his Bachelors and Masters degrees in Creative Writing has taught him to appreciate story, character, and the imagination - all aspects that apply to the movies, and if there's anything his years of living in Los Angeles has guaranteed him, exposure to movies would be at the top of the list. He has always appreciated the art of filmmaking, but it wasn't until 2006 that he began writing reviews on various websites for new releases. Still residing in L.A., his reviews can be read at his website, http://www.atatheaternearyou.net.